smiley daveLegend has it that he was conjured in a laboratory by mixing twigs, tofu and a single sock once worn by Keith Chegwin. He now spends his days on a hill where he creates insane ideas and experiments. Recently he’s been toying with the notion that pensioners are more flammable than younger people.

2 retirement homes and 27 “in house” failed attempts later, and he’s still adamant it’s true. The man that brought you the Christmas sensation “Hobo man, the Homeless Action Figure” has also had quite a few achievements to his name including “Best in Show at Crufts 2005”, His owner was said to be “Over the moon.”

One day whilst dousing Agnes from No. 32 with Lighter Fluid, a microphone fell from the sky and his world was turned upside down… He now magically appears at random events, interviews bands, talks to the public, then waddles into the night back to his hill, (where he apparently has Wi-fi to upload videos). The wonder that is…

…Smiley Dave.



6’ 2”ish


Newbury, Berkshire , UK


Current Jobs:
Presenter – “Aviator Nights” Q Club, Reading.

Voxpops with University Students in Reading

Presenter -  Sub 89, Reading. Interviewing Bands that play at the venue

Radio Presenter – “Unplugged” Newbury Sound. Interviewing local bands for a weekly show Sundays at 7pm

Rock, Indie, Punk, Ska, Metal DJ – Canal Bar, Newbury. Resident DJ for Saturday nights

Rock, Punk,  Metal DJ – Liquid, Newbury. Resident DJ for Thursday Nights


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